The scene: Target, aisle 9- cleaning supplies:
Sir Toots: oh, I have to go potty!
Me: Well, you should have gone with your dad and Sweet Center. They just left! Like 25 seconds ago. Seriously!
Sir Toots: Wait! oh, never mind, I stopped it.
me: ok....wait, what? how did that happen?
Sir Toots: You know your weiner? (hands cupped up like he's holding his weiner)
me: Yeah, I don't have one of those, but I know what you mean. I've seen one before.
Sir Toots: I just pulled it in! I didn't use my fingers! I pulled my weiner in my body and I didn't use my hand.
me: Wow, that's like magic!
Sir Toots: yep! and now I don't have to go!
2 comments:
Perhaps you can get him in some sort of traveling show...that's some sort of, um....talent? Or something.
HOLY COW... ROFLMAO. Ummm can girls learn that trick? I have two that I think need to learn.
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