The scene: Target, aisle 9- cleaning supplies:
Sir Toots: oh, I have to go potty!
Me: Well, you should have gone with your dad and Sweet Center. They just left! Like 25 seconds ago. Seriously!
Sir Toots: Wait! oh, never mind, I stopped it.
me: ok....wait, what? how did that happen?
Sir Toots: You know your weiner? (hands cupped up like he's holding his weiner)
me: Yeah, I don't have one of those, but I know what you mean. I've seen one before.
Sir Toots: I just pulled it in! I didn't use my fingers! I pulled my weiner in my body and I didn't use my hand.
me: Wow, that's like magic!
Sir Toots: yep! and now I don't have to go!
Friday, August 22, 2008
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
pile of stuff
I'm delinquent. I admit it. Experiences are stacking up and I haven't shared.
But, you should have seen the look on Hubba Hubba's face when we checked out at Home Depot today. Man, it was priceless. He didn't even want to know how much two light fixtures, two new (oh, so pretty) faucets, five door thing-magigies, six drawer pulls, and misc paint supplies cost. Here's a hint...a lot. :)
Funniest. Thing. Ever. Took Pep to Home Depot (the 1st trip!) and Starbucks yesterday. Random ride in the car with a sweet little puppy who likes to stick his head out the window and feel the breeze. Hubba Hubba is laughing at me and making fun of my dog, damn him, when Pep decides he likes the looks of a big pile of dirt on the side of the freeway. Evidently much more intersting than sitting in the car being made fun of and so he makes a leap for it. Right out the window. Only....only his leash gets stuck on my seatbelt. Seriously. It stopped him from achieving freedom. I'm screaming that Pep is lose when I realize that he's not loose...he's actually HANGING ON THE SIDE OF THE CAR! He's dangling by his collar and swinging in the breeze. I'm pretty sure his ass was enjoying the freedom, but his neck, oh god his neck was wrapped up tight and holding him to servitude. Hubba Hubba can't stop laughing and I lean out and pull the fucker back into the car. Light turns green and we go home. Laughing our asses off.
The Boys come home in three days. Projects won't be completed because we didn't plan ahead and schedule out six or so trips to Home Depot but, I have new lights and faucents. oh they are so pretty...and they help conserve water. Once, we get them installed.
But, you should have seen the look on Hubba Hubba's face when we checked out at Home Depot today. Man, it was priceless. He didn't even want to know how much two light fixtures, two new (oh, so pretty) faucets, five door thing-magigies, six drawer pulls, and misc paint supplies cost. Here's a hint...a lot. :)
Funniest. Thing. Ever. Took Pep to Home Depot (the 1st trip!) and Starbucks yesterday. Random ride in the car with a sweet little puppy who likes to stick his head out the window and feel the breeze. Hubba Hubba is laughing at me and making fun of my dog, damn him, when Pep decides he likes the looks of a big pile of dirt on the side of the freeway. Evidently much more intersting than sitting in the car being made fun of and so he makes a leap for it. Right out the window. Only....only his leash gets stuck on my seatbelt. Seriously. It stopped him from achieving freedom. I'm screaming that Pep is lose when I realize that he's not loose...he's actually HANGING ON THE SIDE OF THE CAR! He's dangling by his collar and swinging in the breeze. I'm pretty sure his ass was enjoying the freedom, but his neck, oh god his neck was wrapped up tight and holding him to servitude. Hubba Hubba can't stop laughing and I lean out and pull the fucker back into the car. Light turns green and we go home. Laughing our asses off.
The Boys come home in three days. Projects won't be completed because we didn't plan ahead and schedule out six or so trips to Home Depot but, I have new lights and faucents. oh they are so pretty...and they help conserve water. Once, we get them installed.
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